Scumbaggary,cakes, donkeys,douchebags,poker, and penguins
"Scumbaggary" is really about nature vs. nurture and cooperation vs competition.
Cooperation vs. competition can best be explained by zero sum and nonzero sum games in game theory. In game theory, zero-sum describes a situation in which a participant's gain or loss is exactly balanced by the losses or gains of the other participant(s). It is so named because when the total gains of the participants are added up, and the total losses are subtracted, they will sum to zero. Chess and Go are examples of a zero-sum game: it is impossible for both players to win. Zero-sum can be thought of more generally as constant sum where the benefits and losses to all players sum to the same value. Cutting cakes is zero- or constant-sum because taking a larger piece reduces the amount of cake available for others. In contrast, non-zero-sum describes a situation in which the interacting parties' aggregate gains and losses is either less than or more than zero.
Situations where participants can all gain or suffer together, such as a country with an excess of donkeys trading with another country for their excess of douchebags, where both benefit from the transaction, are referred to as non-zero-sum. Other non-zero-sum games are games in which the sum of gains and losses by the players are always more or less than what they began with. For example, a game of Poker disregarding the house's rake, played in a casino is a zero-sum game unless the pleasure of gambling or the cost of operating a casino is taken into account, making it a non-zero-sum game.
Natural selection has developed in humans a natural desire to compete. Those with non-competitive natures would have lost their struggle for survival, and disappeared from the gene pool a long time ago. On the other hand, those with an overly intense desire to compete would have become dead heroes, or would be Darwin Award winners at least and likewise would fail to pass on their traits. Thus, a reasonable attraction to competition is both healthy and natural.
But the question is why do some of us get on a plane and fly to Haiti, or join the Peace Corps while the vast majority of us are evolutionary scumbaggary? Heres where the nature versus nurture comes to play. Social conditioning can make us more empathetic, mommy might tell you do unto others what you would have done to you, but at the end of the day, we are more like penguins that push each other in the water to test for sharks.
However, it is also about kinship and tribes. The penguin is not gonna push his mother in the water. Although mothers and developing fetuses also have competition when the genetic interests of the fetus are not in total alignment with the genetic interests of the mother, but thats another story.
The point is, that we help those whome we feel a kinship with. If its people in another country we aren't as likely to feel empathetic whereas if its our neighbor or our own blood we generally want to help.
Are we genetically predisposed to be more or less altruistic? Indeed. The 'civilising neurotransmitter' serotonin, the 'hormone of love' oxytocin, and the 'chocolate amphetamine' phenylethylamine are released while performing a random act of kindness. Interestingly, the same is true when observing someone else performing a random act of kindness. Some of us may have certain neuro transmitters or neuropeptides inhibited too much or too little,
separating the saints from the shitheads.
Happily, in the future it will be possible to mimic, and then magnify out of all recognition, the kind of altruistic devotion to each other that might have arisen if were we all 100% genetically-related clones. Hints of a capacity for universal love can be glimpsed fleetingly today on the empathogen 'hug-drug' MDMA (Ecstasy). But loving each other to bits can also be genetically pre-programmed. It can become innate. For if the right sort of psychochemical cocktail is automatically triggered whenever anybody one knows is present or recollected, then we can combine absolute, unconditional and uninhibited love for each other with a celebration of the diversity of genes and cultures. At present this prospect may seem some way off.
-Jeris in Fallschurch
11/07/2008 10:27AM
New fan
I was recently introduced to The Junkies, and just want to tell you how much I enjoy listening to your show!
11/07/2008 9:33AM
Name Change for the Show
When are they going to change the name of the show to "Eric Bickel and the Junkies" as he seems to have decided what will and won't be talked about on the show?
11/06/2008 1:07PM
Sports Junkies in 8 years
These are the Wasuup guys from Budweiser in 8 years. Reminded me of the Junkies....
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1035292
11/05/2008 8:00PM
P90X
EB, post your before and after P90X photos.
11/05/2008 5:24PM
Joe Bo Court
Bo=Donk of the week!
11/04/2008 6:46PM
Poker
EB, Very few people are into poker and I predict it will a ratings demise. It so freaking boring. "Poker this, poker that" who the hell cares??
11/04/2008 1:04PM
Segment 7 of podcasts cuts off!
The final part of the fight cuts off of segment 7... C'MON!
11/04/2008 11:36AM
EB freak out
i only got to listen to a bit of it when EB totally went crazy. Whatever happened?
11/04/2008 9:29AM
EB is a douchebag
EB I heard you bitching about Skins fans and thier tickets. What did you happen to do with your tickets/ If you don't go to the game to support shut the hell up you douche. You are the front runner for donkey of the week.
11/04/2008 9:03AM
jp is a condascending moron
EB is the man
10/31/2008 8:06AM
Jacksonville
It is not a dump. I promise you RV City is a lot blast to be followed up by the Dive Bar or Mark's both by your Hotel. I stream you from jacksonville, and spread the word about you DONKS.
10/29/2008 5:02PM
Beau
Aww, Beau is cute! He could definately find a girl, even as is. If he lost a few lbs he could be a playa!!
10/29/2008 1:37PM
MORNING X
You turds are as bad as that train wreck from Atlanta..The morning x. Big O and Dukes smoke you middle age crisis mic smokers."silly"..
please!
10/29/2008 11:15AM
College Park Can't Hear You
I work near college park and I can't pick up your station anywhere around here. That sucks!!!
10/29/2008 8:03AM
Jacksonville
The Hyatt is on the River and is one of the nicest in Jacksonville. Stop Clowning Jacksonville it is not that bad. There are nice clubs with-in walking distance of the Hotel, you can also have a good time with the clubs at the beach.
10/28/2008 10:34AM
What??
Lunchmeat the square root of 6 = $MONEY$
10/28/2008 9:46AM
Give me a Shirt
Gents I am associated with a film that is going to Sundance and will be at this coming Sundance. I would love to wear a Junks Shirt
10/24/2008 1:20PM
it sucks
it sucks how Mr. I got Clint to wear his sucky shirt now ya'll have to one up him
10/23/2008 4:44PM
Spiders
I know how you guys love spiders. Check out this link:
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24540399-5009760,00.html
10/21/2008 2:13PM
eb
look ricky ctrl p is paste ctrl v is paste....rick
10/21/2008 10:12AM
Hofstra Alum
Lurch, your boy Ryand the bellmen went to Hofstra
10/21/2008 7:42AM
bumper sticker pic
Anyone who drives a Mustang should steer for the nearest telephone pole. If BDK drives one, you should just kill yourself.
10/20/2008 12:16PM
WTF!!
WOW YOU GUYS SOUND SO COOL BUT YOU LOOK SO AWFUL! YOU 4 ARE THE POSTERBOYS FOR THE PHRASE FACES FOR RADIO..KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK DUMMIES!!
10/20/2008 7:55AM
I can't explain it...
As a female, I find this show degrading to women, but I can't stop listening! Love you guys! Nikki-Sterling, VA
10/16/2008 8:09AM
Almost sorry to say this..
But I think Lurch's laugh is kinda sexy :-)
Patty, Arlington, VA
OJ was also found guilty of Kidnapping.
There is where a good portion of the sentence would come from
10/14/2008 7:47PM
elliott sucks junks rule
hey junks, was a long time eitm listener till my brother turned me on to ya guys. keep up the good work will be listening faithfully.
10/14/2008 7:06PM
Cowboys Fan
I wanted to make fun of the Redskins losing to the Rams. Then, Arizona blocked that punt and beat Dallas. Now, my team is imploding and falling apart. Is there any room on the Redskins bandwagon for one more? Love the show!!!
10/14/2008 8:05AM
Live Stream
JP's and Cakes mikes sound TERRIBLE on the live stream. Can you adjust them?
10/13/2008 10:03AM
Bow down to Bickle
He's the only one that gave the Skins a chance against the Cowgirls and Igles.He tried to warn you bandwagon jumpers about the potential trap game vs the Rams. When do you start selling the Horny for Haslett (pronounced HAZE-let)shirts? Love the show
Efrom NYC
10/12/2008 11:26PM
cakes
cakes is definitely bitter after getting losing his bet to lurch papa...have fun getting up at 3 cakesy...pooned
10/12/2008 7:56PM
Redskins suck!!!
Redskins blow, face it they all need to be put out of thier missery as well as thier fans.
10/12/2008 3:40PM
The 'Skins game
If the Redskins lose this game, I am personally coming to the station in the morning,skinning Cakes alive, then throwing him in a vat of salt water. Thanks for betting on the 'Skins, donkey.
10/10/2008 12:22PM
BDK Movie Reviews
I am embarrassed to say, I realized I look forward to the BDK review segment, although as much for the junks teasing him as for the substance.
10/10/2008 10:52AM
The Current Stock Market: It is The Worst
I tuned in this morning just in time to hear your at times clueless comments on the Stock Market. Overall, in a prosperous economy, it is "normal" for the market to lose points as a "natural" correction to over-inflation or speculation of markets (i.e., housing, energy, etc.). In the 1980's, we had a great economy - with interest, inflation, unemployment, and overall growth rates at optimal levels. However, the stock market lost 518 points in OCT 87 due to over-speculation in technology-based and housing markets. However, it was back to surging within a month. The 1990's were a mirror of the 80's in economic growth trends. Once again, we saw the stock market drop by 538 points in OCT 97. Within 2 weeks, the markets had rebounded. Last year, we saw a similar trend - with a loss of over 500 points in SEP 07. Corrections in a healthy economy occur about every 10 years. Under normal circumstances, the stock market IS NOT THE ONLY comprehensive indicator of economic health. Yet, the current problems are an anomaly, and represent problems deeper than over-speculation or market inflation. In sum, it is THE WORST we have seen in terms of market stability. The war has caused many underlying complications. Contrary to what was said, we will not see these problems go away until the war ends and we stop spending over 37% of our federal budget annually on defense-related expenditures - complicating an already crazy national debt. However, this is another post. Just wanted to add my 2-cents worth to your conversation.
10/09/2008 8:02PM
EB looks like Dr. Drew
Ixnay on the political chat fellas. It is a little out of control. Lose the Guv too. He isn't the GUV anymore. Let's try to stay Topical, ok?
heard your urinal bit this morning, try your etiquette at: http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game_game.html
10/09/2008 7:44AM
McCain & Treason
McCain is friends, good friends, with G. Gordon Libby. A man who committed TREASON against the USA. LOOK IT UP!!!
10/09/2008 6:57AM
Cakes footwear
Cakes, looking money at the fashion show, but what was up with the footwear? Did you have to hike to get there? Love you bro, but footwear was a little bit hurting.
Big Ron
10/08/2008 10:05AM
HELP JUNKIES
WJFK,
I have recently returned from duty in IRAQ,when I left you had the O and A show running. What the hell happened. I get back and was all excited about listening to the morning shows I was accustomed to before my tour. Upon arriving home, a few of my fellow marines broke the bad news to me(no more O/A show (big let down on your part) I thought I would give the show a chance at the objections of the boys in my squad. Tried for two week to no avail. First of all who wants to hear a bunch of dudes sitting and eating snacks on Air, who the f cares about what these fat asses they think of food. The show has no direction, and little appeal. And the characters on the show. Big fat hurting Chad Dukes(can't understand him with that slur, and Drab T-shirt(MR. Monotone, no emotions. I could go on and on. These guys should be paying WJFK for their air time. I would rather go back to IRAQ and take my chance in IRAQ, then listen to these two D-bags for another minute, and my thoughts are shared by 99% of the soldiers in my outfit. Please bring back the O/A show or just white noise for three hours.
Thanks for the high morale guys
david
10/08/2008 9:38AM
JPO 4 Entries-Payout
Hey, how many people entered in JPO 4 and what was the payout to the winner?
What would it take to keep BDK out of the studio? I have to turn you off when he is on.
10/01/2008 8:15AM
new Junkettes
The chick in the red white and blue suit is smoking hot!! the other one is a 5 compared to her. Nice find!! Pat of LaPata
10/01/2008 8:10AM
Worst Game Ever
I got to tell you guys..i'm a HUGE fant of the show, but the game that you are playing now, is the worst ever!! Pls never do it again, it's probably some of the worst radio i've ever heard!!!
09/30/2008 9:33AM
Sac-town
The funniest guest EVER! Hands down
09/29/2008 3:02PM
dum dum
why cant you guys stop acting so gay oh wait lurch is a back door gay nevermind
09/29/2008 7:13AM
Long time listener, First time post, never called before
I'm a senior in high school and purposely get to school an hour early just to listen to the show as much as i can. My dad got me into you guys because whenever i was with him he would always have you guys on the radio...now he has sirius and ditches howard stern for you guys just to keep the tradition alive. I'm currently listening to the show like I do every morning and am PATIENTLY waiting the arrival of the "horny for zorny" shirts because me and my dad are buying at least 25. 5 for replica and 10 to give out and promote you guys. So please let me get an update on their arrival. My dad used to be a regular caller and ive never called but expect one soon. You guys are fantastic.
Ren Tydings
09/26/2008 6:05PM
Movie reviews
Fan of the show, but your movie critic (CPK?) needs to go. There is an old expresion that some folks have a face for radio. He has a voice for newspapers. I understand that your show's style is irreverent and none of you have classic radio voices. But you are all professionals and your voices are inoffensive to the ears. CPK sounds much like Stuttering John when he was on the Howard Stern show. He speaks way too fast, trips over his tongue, and his voice generally has an irritating tone to it. He needs to listen to tapes of his reviews and slow down his delivery. He is so amped up and excited that he comes across as a babbling fool. He also needs to edit his copy--he uses too many words to get his point across. He may understand films and film making, but he is just too annoying to listen to. I know the rest of you use him as a comic foil for the show, but I think his appearances may cost you listeners. I turned off the Spike Lee interview this morning during one of his rambling suck-up questions to Mr. Lee. Love the show. But lose this guy.
09/25/2008 1:34PM
Cakes is a freak
first time ive been on your site, CAKES is a freaking wierd lookin dude, wat the hell is wrong w/ his head he looks like a freaking alien! WOW! he should hook up w/ the new butt ugly junkett wat the hell were people thinkin pickin her id like to see how ugly the other butt hurtings were
09/25/2008 8:56AM
the gov
the gov is mad irrelavant now. doesn't pick any games worth while and the ones he does he's dead wrong on. unplug the gov. hurrrting segment
09/24/2008 6:05PM
Someone Stuffed the Vote for the Junkette
There is no way Melissa should have one, she is not even half as good looking as many of the other contestants.
This appears to be as valid as a Vote in Bosnia.
09/23/2008 9:42AM
Oh Lurch....
Wth Lurch? Are you such a diva that you can't just suck it up and miss a basketball game a possibly part of an unimportant football game to see your grandmother? Do you honestly think you'll have much time left to see her? You won't have to worry about it soon, so just suck it up and think of someone else. Put a smile on her face, only if you only go for a little while.
09/23/2008 7:10AM
HURTING New Junkette
What's up with the listeners...the new Junkette is HURTING compared to some of the other sillies up there. Can I get a recount?
09/22/2008 10:17AM
Hotties in South America
Gentlemen...keep those Podcasts coming...talk about keeping me sain, we are on the verge of civil war here in Bolivia (President Evo Morales "Mini Mee" of nutzo Hugo Chavez, just kicked out our Ambassador...not good)...at any rate, your show rocks...been listening since you sent me to Howard Stern in the late 90's and you guys will have a fan forever. Stay safe, and DAMM, there are some hotties down here!! Ciao, ciao from the nosebleeds (La Paz Alt. 3200m above sea-level)...nos vemos
Prez
09/21/2008 2:17AM
your boy from Seattle
Listening to podcasts from Seattle, and a fan from way back (originally from NoVa), but the Junkette winner is her..ting. Now I probably wouldn't kick er outta bed, but cmon. My confidence in the listeners of my beloved Junks (well kinda beloved) has dropped big time. I say no more contests voted on by the listeners. Feels like big time sham!
08/19/2008 7:19AM
WTF!!!!
Why hasn't the live feed worked for almost three weeks now! YOu suck!
08/18/2008 2:41PM
EBs Skin
I'm not sure, but that looks a lot like AIDS.
08/18/2008 8:49AM
EB - You are a disgusting pig yourself
If you make comments about overweight women, you must have some insecurity yourself. You have no right to critize others when you are mentally dificient yourself. You owe all plus size, overweight, plump or whatever term you want to use an apology. You have just lost a devoted listener. F U!!!!
08/17/2008 10:15AM
BDK is a whore
Why does this annoying kid get paid to go to press junkets and give good reviews. George Lukas wrote a bad script? What a shock.
08/16/2008 1:28AM
Pool Urine
Along with "wiki" add snopes to your list of interenet references. There is no chemical that reacts onlyt to urine.
PS. EB, everyone pees in the pool
08/13/2008 8:06AM
Lurch, you're not Tough
Why does Lurch always take pix with a frown or some supposed tough look. Smile man, you're tall and Dorky looking, embrace your gay look.....
08/08/2008 6:38PM
Lurch Lost
I need an answer Did we find my Big Guy or is he lost forever
08/08/2008 2:39PM
sundress
maybe you should get Buzz to help with this since he has better luck pullin the women!
08/08/2008 8:51AM
EB and 'DONK'
EB I want you to think about my nuts 'donking' off your chin everytime you use that word on the air...the rest of the junks should get some sense and get rid of this asswipe
08/06/2008 12:37PM
Bradley
Cakes looks like Kirt Angle in the advertisement that comes out at the bottom right on the wjfk site.
08/06/2008 9:32AM
USA Today Aug 6
Congrats to EB for getting his picture on the front page/ top left corner
08/06/2008 9:08AM
Not a Sermon...
Just a Donkey! That commercial is pretty offensive guys...
08/06/2008 8:25AM
MY MOM JUST WON
im kayla beardsley...I NEED THESE TICKETS. im the crazy "obsessed with robert downey jr" girl on youtube. PLEASE
08/05/2008 2:58PM
Movie in Lurch's Office
I think I saw a video tucked away on one of the shelves in Lurch's Money Office that was titled " Red Sox Highlights 2". . . .might want to find a better hiding place for that!
08/05/2008 10:08AM
EB's a dick
Can EB be a bigger dick? Demanding JP do all of the work for sundress sillies recruiting and then complain he's not doing enough? What does EB do, except talk about how photos don't do his 8 status justice?
Lurchess,
Farve hasn't played his entire career with GB.
08/04/2008 9:52PM
Sun dress sillies
Hey guys, make sure to invite the 30ish sillies! I might trek out to chantilly then.
08/04/2008 1:42PM
i love the junkies
best show in the US
08/04/2008 10:14AM
stream
yo, did someone turn on the mister coffee? the stream just went down.
08/03/2008 8:26PM
premier
i better win those tickets to tropic thunder. no one deserves them more!! check out youtube "obsessed with robert downey jr" and see how hard ive tried for these tickets!
07/31/2008 12:25PM
New Show Intro
"Hey JunkIES!! Hey JunkIES!!" You need a new show inTRO!! show inTRO!!
Hey JP - take a look at the USA-Turkey basketball score now. Total domination. Why don't you try loving your country once in a while you whack-job liberal.
07/30/2008 8:53PM
redskins tickets
This was on a NH Craiglisting: Thought you might know someone that could use these!
Two sets of season tickets for the Washington Redskins home games at FedEx Field in Landover Maryland. Section 443 row 21 seats 25 and 26. Selling for my cost of $996. Includes 8 regular season games plus 2 pre-season Games. Shipping extra. I live in Merrimack and will be unable to go to the games.
603-429-3304
07/30/2008 2:48PM
where is th 7/30 podcast
come on rickies get the podcast up for your bmore listners!
07/30/2008 10:35AM
hey
why don't you have hot guys making out and showing thierselves off. i know it would get a lot of attention from women.
try entertaining us once in a while
07/27/2008 2:36AM
cakes
click on your boy money metal cakes for some silly embarrassment
07/25/2008 6:55PM
EB....
EB on what scale are you an 8? 1 to 100? I love that you're with an asian girl, cuz I am one. but... you need to look in a mirror and be humbled.
07/25/2008 9:30AM
Just became a fan..
Hiya. I just started listening to you all in the morning. How is it that I have lived in this area for awhile and just discovered you! By the way, you are all so incredibly hot! -Stacye P.
Big ups to Chad Dukes putting that C in her place today and holding his tounge. No one likes people with their high egos.
07/24/2008 3:20PM
Sara, the Intern
She sucks! She's such a stuck up biotch. I'm so glad today was her last day. Good riddens.
07/24/2008 10:19AM
sara is silly
sara is straight up silly and I would treat her so much better then her wack ex. hook me!!
07/24/2008 9:15AM
sarah
I'm telling you she's just a 7.5 for a FLA silly.
07/24/2008 9:05AM
Sara
Hmmmmm... nice rack but could already be a bit droopy dog. Not as hot as she thinks she is.
07/24/2008 9:01AM
Sara
Her ego was big, but I like her tig oles a LOT!
07/24/2008 8:36AM
This chick sucks
Horrible segment. This chick is a bitch, nobody that listens to the Junks wants to hear her annoying whiny voice anymore.
07/24/2008 7:19AM
Oil in the USA
They found an oil field bigger than Saudi in Montana, North Dakota area. http://www.wealthdaily.com/articles/bakken-oil-field/1244
07/24/2008 6:40AM
EB
There EB goes sounding ignorant(again) about the morgage crisis and shoker he's the loudest one in the room.
07/23/2008 9:45AM
bother the pros
i remember back when u guys were on the night show, you had the bother the pro segment and i think you guys need to bring that back, cause it was silly. JP, EB, Lurch Dog and Cakes, bother athletes asleep or awake, its time for the junkies to bother the PROS!!!!
07/23/2008 8:38AM
Jessica Simpson
Sundress Silly for sure but check out her country attempt video,turn the volume down; SHE'S HOTfjjwu
07/22/2008 1:58PM
Sarah's Pix
Hi guys,
I recently started to listen to you guys and I would love to see your intern, Sahar's, pix. She sounds amazingly hot.
07/22/2008 8:37AM
Sarah
I want to see a picture of that stuck up mother hater, Sarah
07/18/2008 1:38PM
Junkies on HBO's The Wire
Season 2 episode 8 about 42 min in, you can hear them on in the background..."Its silly"
07/17/2008 2:12PM
Baseball
Can you guys discuss baseball like real American men? Only losers play that much poker. Seriously, someone other than Lerch.. please study up on the game, you're losing some fo your demographic with all this 'seein flop' BS.
07/16/2008 4:16PM
Nasty Junkettes
Good luck with the contest. Over have the girls posted online are F-ing busted!
07/16/2008 11:30AM
Slow Podcast Upload
How come Big O and Dukes can get their podcasts uploaded same day and you donkeys take 24 hrs? Brett's ham-hock thighs slowing things down??
07/16/2008 11:04AM
lurch's secret site
It's just basketball-reference.com, donkeys
07/16/2008 10:19AM
Professionalism
In response to the comment below.
Oh what a tragedy everything has to be.. If the junkies brought their morals into every topic they talked about....I wouldnt listen... Who wants to listen to a depress fest? And you dont even listen!!! I hope you get your whiney melon cropped by an over/under pass!!
07/14/2008 6:42PM
Atlanta sucks
Just moved from Maryland to Atlanta, and I must say that nothing down here can compare to the Junks.
07/14/2008 3:39PM
professionalism
I was told by a colleague that the incident over the weekend involving the bus and the Nationals game was a source of humor this morning. I would hope the show has class and showcases more professionalism rather than trying to find humor in this tragedy. How dissapointing to hear. Haven't been a fan before, and definitely will not even bother listening now...
07/14/2008 10:10AM
North Beach
NB has been there for years (under different names) but it is back on the bay between Bottl/Cork and the Starboard; it can be fun (it was known for a drink called the Dewey Devil) but why stray back there when you can stay at ther 'Board
07/14/2008 8:16AM
fab sports babe
the fabulous sports babe is now on a sports station in Tampa. Just horrible.
that guy who called in about the autobond and gas tanks in a donkey, in europe the gas tank is on the right
06/30/2008 9:35AM
mINA
AMERICAN CARS HAVE THE GAS ON THE LEFT. IMPORTS ARE ON THE RIGHT
06/27/2008 8:44AM
random thought
you 4 are the ugliest, goofiest, looking guys i've ever seen, but i love the show!!!
06/26/2008 8:48AM
Phone
EB it's the Samsung Glide. Samsung is making the Google phone. Verizon sells
a Samsung "smart" phone that the Google phone is going to look like.
06/25/2008 10:29AM
Cakes AT&T Promo
Could "Money Metal Cakes" possibly point at his giant shining dome a bit more on his online promo? It's disburbing enough when he walks onto my computer screen.
06/25/2008 9:13AM
da boys
you all rock!! I love the silverfox!! I get cised!!
06/24/2008 7:11PM
re: cakes is so nubs...
not nearly as much as someone who cannot spell blue.
06/24/2008 5:58PM
yer boy
Cakes tell me how my ass tastes! LOLing
06/24/2008 1:44PM
EB
I wouldn't listen to the show without EB!
06/23/2008 9:42PM
Cakes, Lurch, JP
More of you...less E.B.
06/23/2008 9:41PM
eb sucks
EB shut up and let everyone else talk your ruining the show. P.S. MMA Sucks...
06/23/2008 9:41AM
Doug
Did you see when recently Doug, was chocking on a chicken bone at some restaraunt and his wife wouldn't let a woman doc. save him she waited until a male doc gave him the Heimlich maneuver
06/23/2008 7:54AM
Men Who Shave Below
I think it's hot to see a shaved package, especially since I LOVE to hang out with Smoker everyday. My husband shaves his "area" regularly and it feels great on my lips and face when I am down there and also when we are deep grinding. I keep my area shaved bald also.
06/21/2008 1:47AM
WTF?
Ben Affleck looks like he wants to punch BDK between the eyes! To be honest, I'm with him...
06/20/2008 10:51PM
JP
When is EB going to confirm he hates JP its so obvious on the show EB is bitter...but JP is gay dont blame him.
06/20/2008 3:20PM
cakes is so nubs
i just saw his bule on bule outfit, what a zilch, worse than the card counter
06/20/2008 10:26AM
special people
is it me or does the picture above look like an add for melwood. look at EB and JP they both look like they look like they came out of the mothers womb "special". Lurch and cakes look like they could be one of the freinds of the retarted people
06/20/2008 9:13AM
pop-up ad
scary.
06/20/2008 8:35AM
BDK
Dude....I need 1 bullet
06/20/2008 8:02AM
JPedia
For the love of god, please get rid of JP. That douche lives to argue. A swap for Bradley Fukerton would do the show good.
06/19/2008 2:29PM
why rip iowa?
the people of iowa are 100 times better than 4 fags from p.g. county. you assholes like to eat dont you? i mean besides guys
06/19/2008 7:30AM
Tiger's Career is OVER
check it out...
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/golf/article4168158.ece?&EMC-Bltn=NJSA59
06/18/2008 10:45AM
athletic competition
in the wake of watching BDK try to throw a football, you have to set up some kind of competition between the skinniest fat man and cakes son, who already took out Big O and Dukes in the academic best of 10.
06/17/2008 11:59PM
boston
please talk about the Boston celebration
06/16/2008 2:52PM
podcast
What's up with Monday the 16th?
06/16/2008 9:21AM
Every one listen
ya man I listen d wite boy dem funny .mi fravorite junkies is Rednekie Bickle and d big papa Lurch I thin Lurch i s haif black ya man I am off work today smokin a jamaican cegar ya man its my relijon f d Mandalay let me take u guys to jamaica man dont live in a box like u know who Ire man
06/13/2008 9:44AM
EB is PANTING
What is the nurse doing to him that he is PANTING so loud into the mic?
06/13/2008 8:16AM
El Camino High School
This is from the article I read at the San Francisoc Chronicle (SFGate.com): Here's how the program normally works: Students chosen to symbolize the dead are pulled out of their classes by someone in a Grim Reaper costume while their obituaries are read aloud.
A few hours later, they reappear in ghoulish makeup to enact a traffic accident at an assembly. Rescue workers whisk "victims" from a mangled car to a hospital or morgue. The "dead" then spend the night at a hotel isolated from friends and family before returning the next day for an assembly with parents and professional speakers.
At El Camino, the students who were in on the secret shunned the Grim Reaper skit.
"We didn't want kids laughing at it," said Michelle Molin, 17, a junior. "It's like Halloween."
El Camino officials agreed to try to give students the experience of real grief. They defend how they handled the exercise.
"They were traumatized, but we wanted them to be traumatized," said guidance counselor Lori Tauber. "That's how they get the message." When you read the rest of the article you see that most kids, while at first were angry, realized that the program did get their attention.
06/12/2008 9:52AM
JPO
One of my colleagues placed second in your JPO in AC bringing home $9500. Now he's an instant celebrity in the office. One week prior I knocked him out of our local poker tourney. Now I'm determined I can come to AC next time and win some BIG bucks! ROFLMAO!
A Junkies fan!
BIG Bob!
06/11/2008 5:28AM
104.3 Baltimore
I can't believe that now in the Baltimore area Elliot is on two different stations?!? Did you guys know he was getting picked up by them and were you guys considered too??? They play great music the whole day except for his show in the mornings.
06/09/2008 11:15AM
Cakes VS EB BMI contest
With the info that they gave on air Cakes still wins!!
EB at 6'1" 220 (HA!) his BMI is 29.0.
Cakes at 5'7" at 183 is 28.7!!
Winner. Winner. Chicken F-ing Dinner!
06/09/2008 9:59AM
Lurch the Botcher
They do not drove over the arctic ocean. they are just driving on lakes that are frozen over.
06/06/2008 9:42PM
HEY JP!
JP is Gay
06/06/2008 9:41PM
Intro Song
aNYBODY KNOW THE SONG THAT THE JUNKS PLAY ON THEIR INTRO AND COMMERCIAL, ITS A FAST PACED RECENT ROCK SONG!!!ANY GUESSES!!!
06/06/2008 7:19AM
JP Donkey of the week
During the current events challenge, smug JP who thinks he knows it all said cakes knows 25% more. Last time I checked 4 out of 10 is not 25% less than 5 out of 10. Someone needs to go back to 6th grade math and learn about basic ratios.
06/05/2008 7:33PM
Late Day Listener
Sarah the intern: self proclaimed MATURE. give me a break-
06/05/2008 7:21PM
Pa-SCOREBOARD
Love the show guys,long time listener.Getting a little salty about all the Pennsylvania bashing though.I know Pa is hurting,but we can't help where we grew up.Didn't y'all grow up in freakin PG county? That's something to be proud of .Pa might be hurting,but our sports teams make you jelous,just admit it.Penguins lost,but what kind of popcorn do you think Alex O. was eating,while he was watching the younger Sid the Kid play for the cup? Reddenbocher or pop secret? I also heard that a team of archeologists just unearthed the last Redskins superbowl trophy.We have 5 in the Burgh by the way,along with 2 Stanley cups. There are a lot of listeners I know from Pa that love you guys like me,but y'all need to lay off a little,or we might start listening to that jackass laughing on the rival show.
06/05/2008 7:09PM
Sticking up for PA
Love the show,but........
06/05/2008 9:20AM
Roy Indiana
Sarah has some nice Wahoos!!!
Indiana Out!
06/04/2008 5:42PM
intern
Sarah the Intern is HOT!!!!!!!!
06/04/2008 9:16AM
1987
EB was a hot young MacGyver.
06/04/2008 8:09AM
Look up at the picture of the Junks right above this fan forum.
Seriously. What is soooooo funny.
06/04/2008 7:32AM
Sarah The Intern
Sarah has some serious Nick "Cannons"
06/03/2008 10:47AM
Cross Mojo
The Cross mojoenation between the Junks, BigO & Dukes and Mike O' is fantastic.. best it's been in a long time. Love the show .. well done
06/02/2008 5:20PM
the show is sully
love the show fellas. I really love the fact that you guys arent haters like chad dukes.
05/30/2008 10:19AM
bdk
you know how you can tell if your a bad movie reviewer? When you give away plot and you sound like you are giving a 3rd grade book report...Sound like BDK?
05/29/2008 7:38AM
Listen Live?
Where's the stream?
05/24/2008 11:04AM
Scarlett Johansson
She sounds like the female version of Johnny Cash, and that's not a good thing.
05/23/2008 7:54AM
spelling
what donkey posted the bob knight video and spelled disappointed wrong.
05/22/2008 11:02PM
EB's Online Name
Anyone know EB's online poker name?
05/22/2008 9:50AM
....
this is the gayest conversation ever...
05/21/2008 12:54PM
EB is hot
EB is a 10 in my book.
05/20/2008 9:15PM
New Listener
You guys are great. I am hooked. Thanks for easing the commute.
05/20/2008 6:57PM
What are the chances
this guy got "strange" from you guys?
http://www.slate.com/blogs/blogs/xxfactor/
05/20/2008 8:41AM
Powder Puff Movie
Forget about nerds...we'll just make a movie that will have million little girls acting like Rosie O! She'd make a hell of a defensive end don't you think??
05/18/2008 10:49AM
The New Michael Buffer
JP good work saturday night! Bat is Fat! Drab T is the man!
05/16/2008 6:07PM
So there goes the fantasy . . .
Not that you guys are totally unattractive but your voices are way more hot. I'm going to stop looking now so I don't ruin my commute on Monday. The boyfriend has been trying to get me to look for weeks and I refused. Lurch I thought you would be muchbigger(wider) - and I'm kinda disappointed! Jp so sorry you look like a car salesman. Love the Junks!!!
05/16/2008 11:39AM
The argument this morning!
The argument this morning between you guys was driving me crazy!!! Be nice - can't we all just get along? Love you guys - Stacey
05/16/2008 10:40AM
BDK I hate you
Why this guy is so fag? I hope he gets raped by a horse and EB dont worry we love man keep insulting people they deserve it.
05/16/2008 9:44AM
bdk
Why the hell are these jerks making fun of BDK for not having a high paying job when he is 24?
Exactly how much were those turds making when they were 24?
yeah.. Toys R Us pays a lot.
05/14/2008 4:48PM
Smell Your D*$k video
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc
One of the funniest songs ever! Garth
05/14/2008 10:03AM
poker
what site did you get the program from to indentify poker players rating when you play. email is jaws069@yahoo.com
05/13/2008 5:54PM
speed of animals. time to shut up.
http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0004737.html
05/12/2008 4:05PM
Snaks of the round junkie?
EB, stop eating while talking
05/09/2008 11:40AM
Fake Deer Pic
I am not sure if this has been posted yet but that pic of the deer in the windshield has been on the internet for years. Donkey!
05/08/2008 6:22PM
jay in fall church
bdk sucks. he talks to fast, his lips are cracked and dry and he has a vagina to have written that stupid ass letter to a girl HE broke up with. what a tool!
05/07/2008 5:34PM
donkeys
called in this morning to play some hip hop trivia, i got the 1st one wrong and got the gas face... you donkeys. just keep being the rickys you know you can be
05/07/2008 11:35AM
Donkey of the week for 5/9
On the poker site at JFK.com to register for tourney, they have the borgata number starting with 1-800, instead of 1-866. If you dial the number they have listed, you will get a sex line. I called from work - Opps!!
05/07/2008 6:44AM
Shocker...
I just woke up and probably missed it, but the link to the JPO regi. isn't working...